The Brutally Evil Satan Show in Portland!
THE BRUTALLY EVIL SATAN SHOW staring Father CARLTON MELLICK III
The High Priest of Bizarro and author more than thirty books,
including such cult favorites as “Satan Burger,” “The Baby Jesus Butt
Plug,” and “Apeshit,” brings his most notorious performance back to
Portland, OR. Featuring exploding pentagrams, brain cannons, and more
zombies than you can shake an upside down cross at!
It’s so evil . . . it’s retarded!
“Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene
writer in America.”
“Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles… and the kinkiest fans!”
author of “Help! A Bear is Eating Me!” and “Rampaging Fuckers of
Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet.”
“Brilliantly crafted, over-the-top satire.”
—THE DREAM PEOPLE
author of “Ass Goblins of Auschwitz” and “Lost in Cat Brain Land.”
“Pierce is one of the weirdest, most imaginative writers around.
author of “Shatnerquake” and “Super Giant Monster Time!”
“Like Lloyd Kaufman and Sam Raimi’s mutant offspring.”
JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON
author of “Angel Dust Apocalypse” and “Extinction Journals.”
“A dazzling writer.”
8 pm to 10 pm
THE LOVECRAFT BAR
421 SE Grand
Portland, OR 97214
21 + only